Wednesday, January 26, 2011

BEST TRAILER FOR A MOVIE- Hobo With A Shot Gun




How long before some porn comes out called  "Homo With A Shot Gun" bout some dude that uses his Dick as a weapon to take down bad guys.. hey, thats a good idea.. im gonna MAKE that movie... LOL

Friday, January 21, 2011

THE BOY IS MINE!!!

LA Lakers Shannon Brown secretly weds R&B singer Monica




Los Angeles Lakers shooting guard Shannon Brown married 'The Boy Is Mine' singer Monica in a secret ceremony last fall, People magazine reported Friday.(From NY Post) Los Angeles Lakers shooting guard Shannon Brown married "The Boy Is Mine" singer Monica in a secret ceremony last fall, People magazine reported Friday.
Brown, 25, and the 30-year-old singer exchanged vows in November after the NBA player popped the question with a massive, rose-cut diamond ring in October. The two met over the summer when Brown starred in the music video for Monica's single "Love All Over Me."
"That's my wife, I'm her husband, you know. We're going to continue to make positive things happen," Brown told the "Hip Hop Non Stop TV Show."
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Los Angeles Lakers shooting guard Shannon Brown married "The Boy Is Mine" singer Monica in a secret ceremony last fall, People magazine reported Friday.
The couple are planning a second wedding ceremony and reception for family and friends to attend in June.
The singer, whose real name is Monica Denise Arnold, has two children with former boyfriend rapper Rodney "Rocko" Hill -- the pair were engaged but split in 2010.
Brown, who agreed to a two-year, $4.6 million contract with the Los Angeles Lakers in August, was selected by theCleveland Cavaliers in the first round of the 2006 NBA Draft. His brief pro career has seen stints with Chicago, Charlotte and LA, where he has won two NBA Championships.







Saturday, January 15, 2011

'Super 8' Trailer

REFRESH YOUR RECOLLECTION- Barack Obama's Speech at 2004 Democratic Convention

"HE IS GAY" = "WHO CARES?"

Adam Lambert was the first openly gay finalist in American Idol history.. soon after, Clay Aiken discovered that he was gay TOO but America didn't give a fuck, it was too late. Madonna, Lady GaGa, Nikki Minaj openly spoke about their bisexuality to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore...





The FIRST openly gay/bisexual basketball, football, baseball, male rapper, President will make history and A LOT of money because of their sexuality (on top of their talents) but after them, America will understand the same thing it learned about black people... they're just normal.




It was believed by many that a black man couldn't be a NFL coach or a quarterback or President of The United States.... HOW STUPID.. America will realize the stupidity of believing gay and bisexual men are limited or foreign.





In future decades one of the most BORING things that you will tell a person is "I AM GAY"... because the answer will be ".......so?"

Thursday, January 06, 2011

John Boehner is the WEEPER OF THE HOUSE









LIFE LESSON- "I AM A CHAMPION!" By Coach Flowers







Today gentlemen, I am honored to coach you
More honored to be leading you onto the field of battle
But theres another honor to be bestowed upon you
And that is in the answer that comes with that question:
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Thats right, and you need to remember that all through this game
I will conquer what has not been conquered
Defeat will not be in my creed
I will believe what others have doubted
I will always endeavor to pull esteem, honor, and respect out of my team
I have trained my mind and my body will follow
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
I will acknowledge the fact that my opponent does not expect me to win
But I will never surrender
Weakness will not be in my heart
I will look to my comrades and to those who are a part of me in this world and those who have trained me
And I will draw strength from them
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
I will gladly go out into the field of battle
And I will move in everything I can do
And I will reach my field of battle by any means at my disposal
And when I get there, I will arrive violently
I will rip the heart from my enemy, and leave it bleeding on the ground
Because he cannot stop me
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
To my side I have comrades, comrades that have been with me through thick and thin
Who have sacrificed their blood, sweat and tears
Never will I let them fall, never will I let them down, and I will never leave an enemy behind
Because our opponent does not know my heart
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
No one will deny me, no one will define me
And no one will tell me who and what I am and can be
Belief will change my world
It has moved continents, it has moved countries, it has put men on the moon
And it will carry me through this battle
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Defeat, retreat: those are not in my words
I dont understand those definitions
I dont understand when things go wrong
I dont understand mistakes
But I do understand this:
I understand victory,
And I understand never surrendering
No matter how bad things go my heart and my mind will carry my body through limits and weakness
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
Today will be that day
Not tomorrow, not next week, but right now, right here
In your house and in your homes
Who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!
History will remember me
I will not let worrying affect my cause
I will define myself
I will write my own pages
And no one will tell me what I cannot be
I will never give up
Not until Ive given everything I got
Because who am I? I AM A CHAMPION!


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