Monday, June 03, 2024

NubianNewYorker - UNDERWEAR IDEAS - Watch these models show you whats good!

 It's challenging to buy new brands and new styles of underwear if you never see what they look like on people.

Here's some help, hopefully!

 

 

 

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Saturday, June 01, 2024

NubianNewYorkers - YOU OWE YOURSELF SOME ALONE-TIME WITH A GAY BLACK BOOK

 Shout out to my fellow readers! Starig at a computer or phone screen for too long is bad for your eyes and can give you a headache. There's nothing better for feeding your brain and imagination than sitting down with a book.

Curling up with a physical book can offer some surprising advantages over reading on a screen. Studies suggest that our brains process information better from print.When compared to digital text, physical books seem to encourage deeper focus and concentration, leading to improved memory and comprehension of the material.

This can be especially helpful for complex topics or learning new things. Secondly, physical books are designed for uninterrupted reading. Free from the constant notifications and digital temptations of a computer or phone, a book creates a dedicated space for focused engagement with the story or subject at hand. 

This can lead to a more rewarding and immersive reading experience. Finally, physical books offer a sensory experience that screens simply can't match. The feel of the pages turning, the weight of the book in your hands, and even the unique scent of aged paper can all contribute to a more enjoyable reading journey.

Check out these books we thin you'd like.. Click on any image to read the books summary and for pricing. Let us know in the comments if you have read any of these books and what OTHER books you would suggest.

 

 








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Friday, May 24, 2024

NubianNewYorkers - Fiction: The Big Apple Coup: A Symphony of Chaos

 

 A Deliciously Deranged Takeover

Forget zombies, this time it's New Yorkers! Scattered like sprinkles across the map, they yearned for a land of endless pastrami and all-night bodega runs. Their master plan? Operation "Big Apple Blitz," a hilariously audacious plot to transform America into "Newest York."

Leading the charge was Sal "The Saucy" Santini, a pizzaiolo whose dough-flinging skills were legendary. A cheese-related incident with the Kansas City mob (long story) forced him to lay low. Now, fueled by pepperoni-scented ambition, he gathered his troops: a motley crew of fast-talking cabbies, Broadway has-beens selling artisanal kale chips, and a retired detective who traded handcuffs for crochet hooks.


"Friends,
Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears…" Sal's voice boomed amidst the aroma of garlic knots. "We've endured enough casserole nights and tumbleweeds! It's time for a taste of the Big City!"

Their weapon of choice? New York charm, dialed up to eleven. They'd infiltrate state capitols, diners, and even PTA meetings, whispering sweet nothings of bagels, Broadway, and Woody Allen movies. Every New York icon – from Lady Liberty to hot dog stands – became a propaganda tool, luring the unsuspecting masses with promises of decent coffee and 24/7 falafel.


Their first test run?
Kansas. Enter Vinnie "The Voice" Vecchio, an opera singer with the charisma of a used vacuum cleaner. He serenaded shopping malls with a butchered rendition of "New York, New York," promising endless pizza deliveries and the elimination of all beige walls (a cardinal sin in Newest York).

It worked. Like a particularly cheesy virus, New York fever spread. From California to Alaska, New Yorkers emerged from the woodwork, armed with hotdog carts and overflowing pickle jars. The American landscape slowly transformed into a giant bodega aisle.



Finally, they reached Washington DC. Armed with a Statue of Liberty replica made of – you guessed it – pizza boxes, Sal's ragtag army descended upon the capital.

The twist? The President, a secret New Yorker in hiding, surrendered without a fight. "You can take the New Yorker out of New York," he declared, "but you can't take the New York out of the New Yorker!"

Chaos erupted. "Fuhgeddaboudit!"s and "Yo, Adrian!"s echoed through the streets. The U.S. crumbled, replaced by a glorious mess called Newest York: a land of honking cabs, overpriced lattes, and enough pastrami to feed a small nation.

Sal and his comrades, now hailed as heroes, retired to a penthouse overlooking a neon-drenched Times Square. Champagne corks popped, cannoli were devoured, and their names were etched in the city's folklore. The American Dream had morphed – not into riches, but into a life where a slice of pepperoni was always just a phone call away.



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